What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?